Wessex Could Be Good For You
Listen to the official Wessex Wanderers anthem performed by Schmuck!
"The Pride of Wessexshire" All the latest news and rumours on Wessex Wanderers FC.
"The Pride of Wessexshire" All the latest news and rumours on Wessex Wanderers FC.
Listen to the official Wessex Wanderers anthem performed by Schmuck!
I can play a good through ball
Viva-roll!
Football is our heart and soul
That’s right!
We’ll be so good for you!
See the full lyrics here…
Wessex superstar Ben Pocock was sensationally accused of being a member of notorious ‘Babyface Gang’ in this weekends edition of the Sun newspaper.
Club officials have reacted angrily to story and quickly released the following statement: “It appeared in the Sun, so of course it’s bullsh*t, everyone knows Bonje isn’t 15!”
Flay is Kung fu fighting,
He’s fast as lightning,
And he’s a little bit frightening!
Saving the best until last, the Wessex boys unleash a footballing master class on their bitter rivals with a goal that is simply a wonderful exhibition of passing football.
Steve Webster’s elegant ball down the line with the outside of his foot, followed by Gary Russell’s excellent cross into Jamie Carnevale who’s sublime control and cushened pass set’s up Myers to fire home and send the Wessex support into a frenzy!
More quality build up from the Wessex boys culminates in Steve Webster’s run from the centre of the park before slotting a perfect through ball to Jamie Carnevale who finishes with aplomb!
More quality footwork from Myers puts the away team 3 nil up in the cross city derby against bitter rivals Ridings High.
The 2nd goal of the classic 2001 cross city derby was slotted home by scouse genius Paul Myers after great link up play with Wessex No.9 Jamie Carnevale.
10 years on, we celebrate Wessex Wanderers hitting 5 of the best against bitter local rivals Ridings High in the famous 2001 cross city derby.
In Part 1 we see the 1st goal; it’s a scrappy affair but it laid the foundation for one of the teams most devastating 45 minutes of attacking football in the clubs history.
Having missed last weekends match with a sore spud, Wessex Wanderers are concerned that going under the knife may be the only option to clear up the players long standing nut niggle.
Surgery would deprive the team of the speedy defenders services for several weeks and would only be sanctioned as a last resort.
The Wessex players show their support for the Gaffer after some johnny foreigner types protest against his handling of the club after a below par performance in the 2007 Euro Championship!
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As Wessex star Jamie Lewis let fame go to his head? Reports suggest the Wessex No. 7 as been living the superstar lifestyle since his one sentence write-up on the front cover of Tuesday’s Evening Post’s ‘Grassroots’ pull-out.
Chairwoman Lyn Hughes as confirmed Jim’s new agent Max Clifford as requested this weekends game is put back to a 3 o’clock kick-off to allow his client time to get a spray tan, manicure and facial!
After their fantastic cup victory against Fishponds OB, the Wessex 1st Team have been drawn against Premier Division 1 high flyers Broad Plain House in the 2nd round of the Alf Bosley Cup.
The Reserves also have a tough draw against Frys OB in the Len Bartlett Cup. Both tie are to be played on the 15th October.
The draw for the 2nd Rounds of the League Cups were made at the Suburban Management Meeting on the 3rd October.
Alf Bosley Cup:
Almondsbury UWE Res v Lawrence Weston; Ashton Backwell Colts v Filton Athletic; Easton Cowboys v Bristol Telephones; Little Stoke v Southmead CS Athletic; Old Georgians v Winford PH; Severn Beach v Brislington ‘A’; Stoke Gifford United v Cadbury Heath Res; Wessex Wanderers v Broad Plain House.
Len Bartlett Cup:
AEK Boco Colts v Emersons Green; Glenside Five OB Res v St Annes Town; Knowle Rangers v Brandon Sports; Old Cots Res v Cadbury Heath Res; Stoke Rangers v Downend Foresters Res; Wessex Wanderers Res v Frys OB; Whitchurch Res v Rrockleaze Rangers ‘A’; Long Ashton Colts or Tottedown POB Res v Bristol Sports United.
Bartletts Beauties remain top of the table, 35pts clear of the chasing pack. This weeks top points scorer was Scott Harrison’s ‘FC Swagger Jagger’ with 68pts.
The GFA ordered referee’s to come down hard on participant urinates in a public area during a football match. The Football Association has advised that any participant who is seen by a match official to urinate in a public area, immediately before, during or after a match could be dismissed under Law 12 for “offensive, insulting [...]
Fans favourite Jimmy Saville on tour.
Rob Pring may have made a big impact already in his short Wessex career, but this latest snap from Jimmy Zooom suggest Rob could also be the smallest footballer ever!
Wessex No. 14 Mark Hooper decided he would pay tribute to the famous ‘Rumble in the Jungle’ last night when he decided to take on the whole Rhubarb Athletic squad single handedly.
An onlooker said “Mark obviously took offence at some bad sportsmanship at the final whistle and he went all Muhammad Ali crazy on their asses”.
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